Slaughterhouse Princess

Look, it's been a long day so if anybody asks just say how witty this description was.

This is exactly why you send in a biochemist and a senior citizen into a prison full of highly trained Marines to stop their terrorist plot.

Paradoxically, this movie is exactly what it sounds like and not at all what you were thinking at the same time.

If this movie was any more Canadian It would tell you to give your balls a tug while taking a shot of Gus N Bru.

In an unprecedented move, Ani-May has broken the confines of May and spilled into June.  So welcome to Ultra Mega Ani-May Repeater Pulse I suppose?

We dip back into the Uwe Boll oeuvre to see what happened to Bill WIlliamson after the first film.  Yes, that is really his name.

Another shining example of why you shouldn't trust anyone who has a house with a dumbwaiter.

It's back to back musicals as we take a trip to the 1930s to learn all about the harmful effects of the devil's lettuce.

Hotlanta requested the movie this week and it was directed by Uwe Boll, so that's two strikes right off the bat.  Is a strike out, or does it hit it out of the park?

There's not much we can say about Rocky Horror that hasn't been said, but we're going to try anyway.  God help us all.