Slaughterhouse Princess

The Black Cauldron

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

Jaws (1975)

You would think this was about a large fish and not the story of small town corruption, but you'd be wrong.

Vampires

No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never let him call it John Carpenter's Vampires instead of Vampires.

American Psycho

They should really think about making a sequel to this staring a former sitcom star.

The Midnight Meat Train

This is the worst Gladys Knight & the Pips documentary I've ever seen.

Heretic

As if you needed another reason to not go into Hugh Grant's house.

Miami Connection

Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwon / taekwon / Taekwondo

                                                                     - Dragon Sound "Against the Ninja"

Tales Of Halloween

The most unbelievable thing that happened in this movie was that there was a functioning small town radio station.

Demons

Don't let the movie poster fool you, they are closer to zombies for the most part.

Hard Ticket To Hawaii

I'm no herpetologist, but I don't think that's how you contaminate a snake or ship it to Hawaii.