Slaughterhouse Princess

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Vivid (2011)

We probably spent more time writing this than the movie's writers did on writing the movie.

The Video Dead

Fire up your smokiest TV, top off your Cutty Sark, and mirror up you doors as several Zombies and one blue guy terrorize the neighborhood.

Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

In case the title didn't make you think this was some prime 80's cinema, Linnea Quigley in a starring role should drive it home.


This movie has something for everyone, provided that something is Clint Howard, military academies, or worshiping Satan.

The Stuff

Welcome to Slaughterhouse Princess episode 400 where we discuss The Stuff, a classic tale of corporate espionage and brain parasites. 

Would You Rather

It should go without saying but never trust a rich person who invites you to their house to take part in a poorly defined event. 


This might be the most pregnant women we've ever seen in a movie for the podcast, since we found that one video...

Camp Blood

These are all of the Camp Blood movies that have been made.

Camp Blood, Camp Blood 2, Within the Woods (aka Camp Blood 3), Camp Blood First Slaughter, Camp Blood 4, Camp Blood 5, Camp Blood 666, Camp Blood 7, Ghost of Camp Blood, Camp Blood 8: Revelations, and Children of Camp Blood. 

There is no punchline, we just wanted you to know.


When a movie starts off with a guy digging up his wife to insult her, among other things, you know you are in for a real treat

Slaughterhouse Rulez

In case you were wondering, no, there are no slaughterhouses in this film.  We understand if you are disappointed.

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