Slaughterhouse Princess

Mikey

You know, I'm starting to think that there could be something wrong with this kid.

Ravenous

Look, it's been a long day so if anybody asks just say how witty this description was.

Timberfall Massacre

We hope you like last minute changes to the movie we watched because that's what we did.  Sometimes you just have to follow your forest heart.

Freaky

Freaky is asking the age-old question: What if you were Freaky Friday-ed but with a serial killer?

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

If anything, them meeting Frankenstein's Monster has almost nothing to do with the plot. But to be fair, almost everything has almost nothing to do with the plot.

Iron Sky: The Coming Race

I watched this entire movie and I don't remember any races happening.  Not a single one.

Iron Sky

We heard you loud and clear and because you demanded it, more Moon based films!  You're welcome.

Shark Side Of The Moon

We bring on our resident Shark enthusiast Lady Sadie von Classy Shark this week to help fact check this movie.  She said no a lot.

Camp Blood 5

Sometimes I think letting The Horse request movies might have been a mistake.

Hotel Artemis

I stayed at a place like this once. Well, it was actually an Econo Lodge, but several people did die there while I was staying there.