Slaughterhouse Princess

Pot Zombies

Come for the 30 unbroken seconds of an air raid siren, stay for the best cop car lights in cinematic history.

Deadly Friend

Paul Conway: BB, this is Tom.

[BB puts his mechanical arm out to shake hands]

Paul Conway: Come on, it's okay.

[Tom and BB shake hands]

- Actual IMDB Quote

The Cleansing Hour

This movie would have you believe that people would fake things on the internet just for fame, if you could believe such a thing.

Fire In The Sky

It's the story of one man's quest to be nude in front of a gas station and something about aliens.

In Fabric

IMDB puts it better this week than we can: Includes a credit for "Mannequin Pubic Hair".

Skinamarink

It's not everyday that a movie makes Horselanta pay attention the entire time so it's got that going for it if nothing else.

The Babysitter

Not to spoil anything but it was a little shocking how much this movie featured a babysitter.

Terrifier 2

It's everything you'd want from a sequel to Terrifier, more clowns, more gore, and less bifurcation.

Magic

Sir Anthony Hopkins is performing stage magic while also doing a ventriloquist act.  10 out of 10.

Spookies

Grab some Stroh's and your best garbage bag suit as we learn all about how to open Snowballs with an icepick or something.