Slaughterhouse Princess

Deadly Friend

Paul Conway: BB, this is Tom.

[BB puts his mechanical arm out to shake hands]

Paul Conway: Come on, it's okay.

[Tom and BB shake hands]

- Actual IMDB Quote

The Cleansing Hour

This movie would have you believe that people would fake things on the internet just for fame, if you could believe such a thing.

Fire In The Sky

It's the story of one man's quest to be nude in front of a gas station and something about aliens.

In Fabric

IMDB puts it better this week than we can: Includes a credit for "Mannequin Pubic Hair".

Skinamarink

It's not everyday that a movie makes Horselanta pay attention the entire time so it's got that going for it if nothing else.

The Babysitter

Not to spoil anything but it was a little shocking how much this movie featured a babysitter.

Terrifier 2

It's everything you'd want from a sequel to Terrifier, more clowns, more gore, and less bifurcation.

Magic

Sir Anthony Hopkins is performing stage magic while also doing a ventriloquist act.  10 out of 10.

Spookies

Grab some Stroh's and your best garbage bag suit as we learn all about how to open Snowballs with an icepick or something.

Eaten Alive! (1980)

We're back and better than ever thanks to a combination of J&B, cobra venom, and Troy's mystery drink.