Slaughterhouse Princess

Nightbeast

We managed to convince Matt of Horrorshow Hot Dog fame to stop by this week with another Tubi certified classic.

The Lure (2015)

Why are mermaids always people on top and fish on the bottom instead of the other way around?  Seems like a missed opportunity for a horror movie based on them.

Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

We're a bit mixed on this weeks film.  Place your bets now on which one of us feels what way about this movie by shouting into the night sky.  We'll hear you, don't worry.

Queen Kong

This one is somehow exactly what you'd think it is and not at all what you'd think it is at the same time.  A real Schrodinger's movie.

Enemy Mine

One is neat, one is a slob. Both are divorced and need a place to stay. That's how fussy photographer Willis Davidge and sloppy sportswriter Jeriba Shigan end up sharing a New York City apartment.

Sorry, that's actually the Odd Couple but close enough. 

Death Walks At Midnight

Quick question, which would you rather have in your 1970's Italian Giallo apartment Saloon doors to the kitchen or monkey bars in the hallway?

Train To Busan

To paraphrase Mr. Samuel L Jackson:

We've had it with these monkey-fighting zombies on this Monday-to-Friday train

Flesheater

This proves our long standing theory that nothing good happens when you start off the night with a hayride.

Triggered

Like laser tag but there isn't enough dead high school friends for your liking?  Well, fear not as we have found the game for you.

Yurikuma Arashi

With a name that translates to Lesbian Bear Storm, how could we refuse our special guest Mr. LeBlanc when this was his pick for the week.