Slaughterhouse Princess

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Ice Cream Man

It's Clint Howard all the way down as we take a trip in our ice cream truck to check out the world's least secure mental hospital.

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Black Christmas (1974)

We keep our streak of not doing the movie we said we were going to going as we continue to watch movies with a tenuous connection to women who played Juliet in movies.

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Tromeo and Juliet

All this talk about James Gunn gave us a hankering for some good old fashioned Troma-style transgressive film making, so we picked the classiest one we could find with Lemmy as the nararator.

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It (1990)

We take the easy way out this week by watching half a movie that's almost the same as a movie we already watched, all while sounding like robots. Hooray for technical issues!

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It (2017)

We take a look at the second most upsetting thing you could find in a sewer, after C.H.U.D.S. of course.

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The Keep

A movie so drenched in atmosphere, it leaked into our recording and turned us into underwater robots.  Well, two of us at least.

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Creep (2004)

We take a look at another movie called Creep.  Feel free to insert your own TLC andor Radiohead joke here.

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The Ballerina

In a rare turn of events, we manage to stay on track and focused without Troy here to keep us from glossing over everything... mostly.

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The Vampire and the Ballerina

If you ever saw a vampire movie and said to yourself, "This needs more free form jazz dance numbers." then do I have some exciting news for you.

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Black Swan

Based on the real life person Sir Henry Morgan, this is a tale of pirates, romance, and a good old fashioned double cross. Wait, I think I might have watched the wrong movie , is it supposed to be black and white?

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