Slaughterhouse Princess

We take a look at Full Moon Pictures classic film Puppet Master, insert your own Metallica joke here. 

Get ready for the enthralling adventures of Kirkland's Best Lara Croft and her ragtag band of misfits as they raid some sort of tomb.

Ever wonder what the transition from pop idol to actress would be like in Japan circa 1997?  Satoshi Kon did and we can all learn what he found together.

Come for the 30 unbroken seconds of an air raid siren, stay for the best cop car lights in cinematic history.

Lace up your Crazyball shoes and get ready for the 8th best dress up montage ever set to film.

 

Editor's Note:  Things got a bit out of hand this week so maybe don't listen to this around anyone.

Once there was this girl who
Drew a weird looking house with all kinds of stuff in it
And when she finally went there
She saw a kid whose legs didn't work right
She couldn't quite explain it
And we can't really either

Grab yourself a tall glass of plum extract and hide the peaches while we discover the pitfalls of nepotism.

Panman, come together with your pans

Save me, I'm together with your pan

We finish our tour of John Waters' films this week with his most, lets say challenging work.  By challenging, we mean gross.