Slaughterhouse Princess

We hope you like last minute changes to the movie we watched because that's what we did.  Sometimes you just have to follow your forest heart.

While it is true that they are hunting the elves in question they are not, in fact, going to kill them.  Although it might be a more considerate fate than what is in store.

To paraphrase Mr. Samuel L Jackson:

We've had it with these monkey-fighting zombies on this Monday-to-Friday train

Like laser tag but there isn't enough dead high school friends for your liking?  Well, fear not as we have found the game for you.

We welcome our special guest host Mr. Green with the following advice: If you ever travel back in time, don't step on anything, because even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.

We finish up Cyberpunk non-consecutive 4 week period with Total Recall. No, not that one, the other one.

We take a look at a feature length film this week that IMDB is trying to convince us is a TV episode.  Not today IMDB, not today.

Grab a glass of your favorite liquor and your butterback and let the experience of Tilbury wash over you.

It's everything you'd want from a sequel to Terrifier, more clowns, more gore, and less bifurcation.

Just so you know, we had this on the watch list before it was cool.