Slaughterhouse Princess

Camp Blood 5

Sometimes I think letting The Horse request movies might have been a mistake.

Con Air

Conair is an American company based in Stamford, Connecticut which sells small appliances, personal care products, and health and beauty products for both professionals and consumers.

It is majority-owned by private equity firm American Securities, with some minority stakes held by family members of founder Leandro Rizzuto.

Cuckoo

Yet another reason why I'm not going to Germany any time soon.

Crimson Peak

No matter what you might think because of the name, this isn't about snowboarding bank robbers.  You know a Point Break kind of situation.

The Covenant (2017)

A story that only the visionary director of Krampus Origins had the vision, passion, and disposable cash on hand to bring to life.

Caroushell

Props to everyone involved with making a this movie entirely based around the fact someone found a carousel unicorn at a yard sale.

Constantine

Finally a movie that isn't afraid to do what we all want to do, not have to see Shia LeBeouf for most of a movie he's in. 

Cheap Thrills

Thanks to this movie we finally have a going rate for breaking into your neighbor's house and dropping a deuce on the floor.

Caveat (2020)

Welcome to the world of adult babysitting, which is assisting an adult who needs supervision, no matter what the phrase adult babysitting might sound like.

Clown

This is exactly why your Mom always told you not to wear a clown outfit that you found in a steamer trunk that you found in a dead guy's house you were trying to sell.