Slaughterhouse Princess

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Don’t Panic

While attending Dismember the Alamo, Troy came across this masterwork that just screamed bonky donkey to him, so we just had to see it right away.  Or he had already watched 4 movies in the last 24 hours and needed a break.  Either way, dinosaur pajamas.

Dead Alive

Before Peter Jackson made movies about other people's stories featuring heavy use of New Zealand landscape porn, he made one of the most splattery gore movies ever.  Does it still live up to the hype?  Lets find out, together.

Dracula 3000

Take a look into the distant future where Vampires are real and space stations still have VCRs in the rec rooms.  Spooky.

Dr. Giggles

We take a request from our number one listener Tod this week, so turn your head and cough, because the doctor is in, mostly due to us not having our apple today.

Death Race 2050

It's the triumphant return of Brett.  Also, we watch a movie that continues to make it look like we only watch B-Movies, which we don't.

The Devil’s Carnival

We visit the Cirque du So Lame this week with a "horror musical" from the creators of Repo! The Genetic Opera.


We mark our triumphant return to podcasting by watching a movie requested by dummyact with an estimated $6000 budget directed by Bill Zebub.

The Devil’s Rejects

In honor of Brett defying the odds and not dying for another year, we let him pick which request we would watch this week.  After refusing his first choice, he decided on this one.


Dagon is very similar to The Little Mermaid, but with more skinning people, implied mermaid sex, and giant ocean dwelling eldritch horrors.  On second thought, they aren't that alike, really.

Dog Soldiers

No matter what you might hear in this during this podcast, just remember that this is actually episode 90, not 89.  We let you down and we're sorry.