Slaughterhouse Princess

Paul Conway: BB, this is Tom.

[BB puts his mechanical arm out to shake hands]

Paul Conway: Come on, it's okay.

[Tom and BB shake hands]

- Actual IMDB Quote

Troy didn't watch the movie, but he came up with this blurb.

Please let us know what the deal with the insert shots of the trees were about, we legitimately don't know.

Grab your widest tie and take a trip with us to the world of 1970's made for TV horror movies that are scary enough to freak out 7 - 11 year old's.

It's time to flex your subtitle muscles and learn how to play Edward VHS Hands in the traditional Greek style.

For our second week of Anime August we see what happens when you combine inappropriate accents with a non existent plot and just a hint of too much swearing.

As Stephen King month draws to a close, we take a look at the most recent of his adaptations.  Is it a quality watch, like The Shining, or is it overly long and dull, like The Shining?

This movie is called Death Bed: The Bed That Eats, not sure what else needs be said.

While attending Dismember the Alamo, Troy came across this masterwork that just screamed bonky donkey to him, so we just had to see it right away.  Or he had already watched 4 movies in the last 24 hours and needed a break.  Either way, dinosaur pajamas.

Before Peter Jackson made movies about other people's stories featuring heavy use of New Zealand landscape porn, he made one of the most splattery gore movies ever.  Does it still live up to the hype?  Lets find out, together.