Slaughterhouse Princess

Suck!

We take on a vampire movie this week thanks to our friend from the North, Mr. Green.  It stands as a reminder that just because you are a good musician doesn't mean you're a good actor.

Silver Bullet

We wrap up werewolf month with Silver Bullet.  Please feel free to insert your own joke about Coors Light here, it won't slow you down.

Dog Soldiers

No matter what you might hear in this during this podcast, just remember that this is actually episode 90, not 89.  We let you down and we're sorry.

Cursed

Werewolf month continues with the only werewolf movie with a swearing werewolf that shoots people the finger.  Probably.

Ginger Snaps

To kick off werewolf month we have the classic tale of growing up, hitting puberty, and occasionally eating the guttyworks out of your neighbor's dog.  I mean we've all been there, right?

American Mary

Just when you were starting to feel somewhat less unnerved by the prospect of illegal underground body modification surgery, this movie pull out all the stops and enters the terrifying world of going to a strip club to get some shrimp.  If that isn't scary, you haven't been to enough strip clubs.

Dead Snow: Red vs Dead

This movie is equal parts violent acts against everyone, from kids to the elderly and lighter comedic moments, like seagull translators and window vomiting.

Sublime

After 85 episodes, we learned a few things here at Slaughterhouse Princess.  One thing we learned is that when your "movie" has three to five poop jokes before the fifteen minute mark, you are probably in trouble.  Especially when the "movie" is a based on real life events and the American health care system.

The Blair Witch Project

Get ready for some good old fashioned shaky cam this time around as we look at at the granddaddy of the modern found footage movie.  Well, maybe more like the annoying cousin.

Tetsuo the Iron Man

Often we here at Slaughterhouse Princess lament that there aren't enough black and white cyberpunk body horror movies that are not only Japanese but also have a difficult to follow story.  We no longer have that problem.