Slaughterhouse Princess

From the folks who brought you Tokyo Gore Police comes the story of a cyborg geisha assassin who turns away from her evil ways and finds redemption through the power of sisterly love and butt swords. 

This week we get the long awaited mashup of The Thing and Deadliest Catch, with a little bit of Titanic mixed in for the ladies.

After watching this movie there were a few things we could all agree on, it was a series of images shown in such a way that it conveyed movement, it was in black and white, and there were several instances of crotch based violence.

This movie is just like Gremlins, with all of the charm and quality replaced by terrible jokes, awful acting, and a story that is as bad as it is hard to follow.

In what might be a first, we are evenly split on what we think about a movie.  Who's right, who's wrong, and who can't be bothered to form an actual opinion?  Listen and find out.

This is shortest, most unpleasant "movie" that we have probably done so far.  Legend has it that Charlie Sheen contacted the FBI after seeing it because he thought it was an actual snuff film.  Really.

Some people might argue that this movie isn't really a horror movie.  To them, we ask, what about all the ghosts, transparent fish monsters, and portals to Hell?  Between that and Willem Dafoe, your arguement is invalid.

We dive into some Fulci this week with a recommendation from a new face, Jason.  He said he liked the cut of our jibs, how could we refuse.  Also, everyone welcome Mr. Greene to the Slaughterhouse Princess family as well. He'll be our new reddit mod/twitterer/all around helpful chap.

For our 100th episode, we did something a bit wacky. We recorded us watching Night of the Living Dead. It's our best attempt at a Rifftrax. We hope you enjoy, and thank you all for listening. We can't wait to have another 100 episodes for you.

 

 

If streaming video isn't your bag, just start the movie at 3:30 into the podcast. You can even listen to the audio track like a regular podcast.

 

 

 

 

 

This movie was based on a true story,the first sign that a movie is probably not going to go well.