Slaughterhouse Princess

Good Idea: Put Christopher Lee in your movie

Bad Idea:  Give him 3 lines and cover his face 99% of the time

Wait, what did that curse they were talking about do?

Now hear me out, what if the summer camp was a waterpark?

I mean it's pretty clear from the title what to expect from this movie.

You know, I'm starting to think that there could be something wrong with this kid.

Look, it's been a long day so if anybody asks just say how witty this description was.

We hope you like last minute changes to the movie we watched because that's what we did.  Sometimes you just have to follow your forest heart.

Freaky is asking the age-old question: What if you were Freaky Friday-ed but with a serial killer?

If anything, them meeting Frankenstein's Monster has almost nothing to do with the plot. But to be fair, almost everything has almost nothing to do with the plot.

I watched this entire movie and I don't remember any races happening.  Not a single one.