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How to be a Serial Killer

We would like to take this opportunity to apologize for the lack of puns we made this week based on the fact that cereal and serial are homophones in this week's episode.  It will never happen again.

Heartless

A retelling of the classic deal with the devil story in the same vein as Faust , The Devil's Advocate, and The Transformers: The Movie.  Now featuring a solid 75% to 85% more heart shaped bitrhmarks.

Helldriver

When the fact that the title of the movie isn't shown until about 48 minutes in ranks as one of the least weird things about a movie, you're in for quite a ride.

Hell Comes to Frogtown

This week our movie is light on horror, but heavy on anthropomorphic frogs and inseminating as many women as possible as demanded by the government.

Harbinger Down

This week we get the long awaited mashup of The Thing and Deadliest Catch, with a little bit of Titanic mixed in for the ladies.

The House by the Cemetery

We dive into some Fulci this week with a recommendation from a new face, Jason.  He said he liked the cut of our jibs, how could we refuse.  Also, everyone welcome Mr. Greene to the Slaughterhouse Princess family as well. He'll be our new reddit mod/twitterer/all around helpful chap.

Head of the Family

If you only see one movie about giant headed evil scientists that are wheelchair bound and have a tendency to be total smartasses this year, make it this one.

House (1977)

We ring new year with an interesting one.  It was treated to a Criterion release, so it's totally art and not just a 90 minute fever dream of a movie.

Hellbenders

We have a movie full of drinking, fighting, infidelity, blasphemy, drug use, and demon possession.  If being a priest in real life was this fun, we'd all sign up.

The Hills Have Eyes

In honor of Wes Craven we look at one of his earlier works.  It makes you rethink the idea of a family road trip through the desert/military testing site with only two guns.