Slaughterhouse Princess

The Covenant (2017)

A story that only the visionary director of Krampus Origins had the vision, passion, and disposable cash on hand to bring to life.

Caroushell

Props to everyone involved with making a this movie entirely based around the fact someone found a carousel unicorn at a yard sale.

Constantine

Finally a movie that isn't afraid to do what we all want to do, not have to see Shia LeBeouf for most of a movie he's in. 

Cheap Thrills

Thanks to this movie we finally have a going rate for breaking into your neighbor's house and dropping a deuce on the floor.

Caveat (2020)

Welcome to the world of adult babysitting, which is assisting an adult who needs supervision, no matter what the phrase adult babysitting might sound like.

Clown

This is exactly why your Mom always told you not to wear a clown outfit that you found in a steamer trunk that you found in a dead guy's house you were trying to sell.

Castle Freak (2020)

It's like Castle Freak but with more party kids and tunnel doctors.

The Cleansing Hour

This movie would have you believe that people would fake things on the internet just for fame, if you could believe such a thing.

Creepshow 2

It's Brett request time again and you know what that means, mediocrity at best, flat-out bad at worst.  Make your guess now and see if you got it right.

Camp Blood

These are all of the Camp Blood movies that have been made.

Camp Blood, Camp Blood 2, Within the Woods (aka Camp Blood 3), Camp Blood First Slaughter, Camp Blood 4, Camp Blood 5, Camp Blood 666, Camp Blood 7, Ghost of Camp Blood, Camp Blood 8: Revelations, and Children of Camp Blood. 

There is no punchline, we just wanted you to know.