Slaughterhouse Princess

Cuckoo

Yet another reason why I'm not going to Germany any time soon.

Scare Package

Honestly, we just watched this because Hot Doggy Charlie was a production assistant. And Goldust.

The Advent Calendar

I like the part where the scumbag jerks get what's coming to them and also it's Christmas.

Abigail

Finally the Horse's two favorite things, child actors and ballet together at last.

Immaculate

I'm starting to think that there might be some things the Catholic church might need to workout with its priests.

Everything Everywhere All At Once

Only thing I got when I ate Chap Stick was sick, I'm starting to think this might be a work of fiction.

Nothing But Trouble

This film is famous for being the debut of Tupac Shakur and nothing else

Lisa Frankenstein

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and then you have Lisa Frankenstein, Lisa Frankenstein.

Crimson Peak

No matter what you might think because of the name, this isn't about snowboarding bank robbers.  You know a Point Break kind of situation.

Strange Darling

We might have said some spoiler things in this one so maybe watch it first if you care about things like that.  The "jokes" will be still waiting for you afterwards.