Slaughterhouse Princess

Crimson Peak

No matter what you might think because of the name, this isn't about snowboarding bank robbers.  You know a Point Break kind of situation.

Strange Darling

We might have said some spoiler things in this one so maybe watch it first if you care about things like that.  The "jokes" will be still waiting for you afterwards.

Excision

It's been a while but we take a look at a period piece this week.  We'll let you guess which one.

Dismember The Alamo 2024 Recap

It's that time again where we take a trip to Dismember The Alamo to see what four movies they have in store and let you know what we think.

Go (1999)

It's another Melissa McCarthy movie this week in the sense that she is in it for about 2 minutes.  That counts, right?

Spy (2015)

Welcome to Melissa McCarthy weeks, as voted on by our Patrons.  We start with a spy thriller/comedy about spies.  Seems like you could've figured that out without us saying anything.

Nightbeast

We managed to convince Matt of Horrorshow Hot Dog fame to stop by this week with another Tubi certified classic.

The Lure (2015)

Why are mermaids always people on top and fish on the bottom instead of the other way around?  Seems like a missed opportunity for a horror movie based on them.

Auntie Lee's Meat Pies

We're a bit mixed on this weeks film.  Place your bets now on which one of us feels what way about this movie by shouting into the night sky.  We'll hear you, don't worry.

Queen Kong

This one is somehow exactly what you'd think it is and not at all what you'd think it is at the same time.  A real Schrodinger's movie.