Slaughterhouse Princess

It's another Melissa McCarthy movie this week in the sense that she is in it for about 2 minutes.  That counts, right?

Welcome to Melissa McCarthy weeks, as voted on by our Patrons.  We start with a spy thriller/comedy about spies.  Seems like you could've figured that out without us saying anything.

We managed to convince Matt of Horrorshow Hot Dog fame to stop by this week with another Tubi certified classic.

Why are mermaids always people on top and fish on the bottom instead of the other way around?  Seems like a missed opportunity for a horror movie based on them.

We're a bit mixed on this weeks film.  Place your bets now on which one of us feels what way about this movie by shouting into the night sky.  We'll hear you, don't worry.

This one is somehow exactly what you'd think it is and not at all what you'd think it is at the same time.  A real Schrodinger's movie.

One is neat, one is a slob. Both are divorced and need a place to stay. That's how fussy photographer Willis Davidge and sloppy sportswriter Jeriba Shigan end up sharing a New York City apartment.

Sorry, that's actually the Odd Couple but close enough. 

Quick question, which would you rather have in your 1970's Italian Giallo apartment Saloon doors to the kitchen or monkey bars in the hallway?

To paraphrase Mr. Samuel L Jackson:

We've had it with these monkey-fighting zombies on this Monday-to-Friday train

This proves our long standing theory that nothing good happens when you start off the night with a hayride.