Slaughterhouse Princess

This week a story we can all relate to.  You are playing poker with some friends and a serial murderer breaks in and starts to kill everyone off one by one.  It happened to me just last week.  Thanks to Mr. Green for the suggestion.

A tale of unrequited love and home invasion.  Consider it a how to guide if your goal is to not survive a home invasion and how to unsuccessfully propose to someone.  

This movie is just like The Breakfast Club, only without anything that makes people remember that movie.  To the movie's credit it did add CG walls, boobs, a ghost monster, and a plot twist that would rival any episode of Scooby Doo.

Is not having enough time to figure out who the werewolf is starting to affect your quality of life?  Thanks to the patented Werewolf Break, you will have plenty of time to try and figure it out.  Side effects of Werewolf Break may include dry mouth, nausea, loss of appetite, and difficulty sleeping.  Consult your doctor to find out if Werewolf Break is right for you.

You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation.

We have a special guest this week to help us unravel the shadowy world of assassins, cults, and why we should more closely watch our alcohol intake.

What do you get when you take an art film and mix it with equal parts horror and Willem Dafoe nude?  Listen and find out.  Thanks Nick.

Watch as one man searches for the truth and falls prey to the most evil thing imaginable, reading.

In this touching coming of age story a young man struggles to come to terms with the loss of his parents and find his place not only in the world, but in his family as well.  Can he learn to not only love his family, but also himself?  Also incest.

Its time for a Dark Water death match, old vs new.  Which Dark Water will emerge the winner?  Only a mature reasoned discussion will get to the bottom of this.