Slaughterhouse Princess

The Pyramid

Get ready for the enthralling adventures of Kirkland's Best Lara Croft and her ragtag band of misfits as they raid some sort of tomb.

Cheap Thrills

Thanks to this movie we finally have a going rate for breaking into your neighbor's house and dropping a deuce on the floor.

Barbarian

Protip: If you see a mystery rope in the basement of your Airbnb, maybe leave it alone.

Dolls

We check off one more film on the Stuart Gordon list as we take a look at Dolls.  It's about Dolls, among other things.

Total Recall (1990)

We finish up Cyberpunk non-consecutive 4 week period with Total Recall. No, not that one, the other one.

Dismember the Alamo 2023 Recap

Troy and Chris met up in the real world to go to Dismember the Alamo to watch four horror movies.  What were their thoughts?  Let's find out!

Nemesis

Put on your sunglasses, change up your haircut, and head to your local abandoned industrial complex as the war starts between the humans and robots. Or cyborgs, possibly androids.

Strange Days

It's the year 1999 and you can now download experiences into your brain that are just the same as the real thing.  Surely this won't lead to any unforeseen issues. 

Johnny Mnemonic

Fire up your eyephone and double your wet-wired brain capacity to get ready for some Keanu Reeves.
And Dolph Lundgren.
And Henry Rollins.
And Ice-T.
And non-vampire Udo Kier.

They Come Knocking

We take a look at a feature length film this week that IMDB is trying to convince us is a TV episode.  Not today IMDB, not today.