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Bad Kids Go To Hell

This movie is just like The Breakfast Club, only without anything that makes people remember that movie.  To the movie's credit it did add CG walls, boobs, a ghost monster, and a plot twist that would rival any episode of Scooby Doo.

The Beast Must Die

Is not having enough time to figure out who the werewolf is starting to affect your quality of life?  Thanks to the patented Werewolf Break, you will have plenty of time to try and figure it out.  Side effects of Werewolf Break may include dry mouth, nausea, loss of appetite, and difficulty sleeping.  Consult your doctor to find out if Werewolf Break is right for you.

Prince of Darkness

You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality violation.

Kill List

We have a special guest this week to help us unravel the shadowy world of assassins, cults, and why we should more closely watch our alcohol intake.

Antichrist

What do you get when you take an art film and mix it with equal parts horror and Willem Dafoe nude?  Listen and find out.  Thanks Nick.

In the Mouth of Madness

Watch as one man searches for the truth and falls prey to the most evil thing imaginable, reading.

The Hamiltons

In this touching coming of age story a young man struggles to come to terms with the loss of his parents and find his place not only in the world, but in his family as well.  Can he learn to not only love his family, but also himself?  Also incest.

Dark Water (2002) VS Dark Water (2005)

Its time for a Dark Water death match, old vs new.  Which Dark Water will emerge the winner?  Only a mature reasoned discussion will get to the bottom of this.

Dark Water (2005)

We're off to New York this week to check out apartments, have teenagers sexually harass people, and deal with lousy apartment managers.  Join us for the American version of Dark Water.

Dark Water (2002)

What do divorce, rain slickers, and ominous red bags have in common?  They are all key parts of this weeks movie.  Oh, and water, lots and lots of water.  Most of which is not dark but regular water.