Slaughterhouse Princess

May

This movie reminds us of an undeniable, universal truth, kids will always think that a person with an eye patch is a pirate.

Where the Dead Go to Die

No . . . just no.

Yakuza Apocalypse

This week our episode features equal parts discussion of the vampire gangster movie featuring a frog wearing a frog mask we watched and Brett's feelings on some classic rock bands.  No, really.

Graveyard Shift

This week another Stephen King film and with it some classic King tropes.  Like Castle Rock, alcoholics, and people that don't quite talk like people.  Oh and rats, lots and lots of slightly wet rats.

Robogeisha

From the folks who brought you Tokyo Gore Police comes the story of a cyborg geisha assassin who turns away from her evil ways and finds redemption through the power of sisterly love and butt swords. 

Harbinger Down

This week we get the long awaited mashup of The Thing and Deadliest Catch, with a little bit of Titanic mixed in for the ladies.

Begotten

After watching this movie there were a few things we could all agree on, it was a series of images shown in such a way that it conveyed movement, it was in black and white, and there were several instances of crotch based violence.

Munchies

This movie is just like Gremlins, with all of the charm and quality replaced by terrible jokes, awful acting, and a story that is as bad as it is hard to follow.

Texas Chainsaw 3D

In what might be a first, we are evenly split on what we think about a movie.  Who's right, who's wrong, and who can't be bothered to form an actual opinion?  Listen and find out.

Guinea Pig 2: Flower of Flesh & Blood

This is shortest, most unpleasant "movie" that we have probably done so far.  Legend has it that Charlie Sheen contacted the FBI after seeing it because he thought it was an actual snuff film.  Really.