Slaughterhouse Princess

Dead Snow: Red vs Dead

This movie is equal parts violent acts against everyone, from kids to the elderly and lighter comedic moments, like seagull translators and window vomiting.

Sublime

After 85 episodes, we learned a few things here at Slaughterhouse Princess.  One thing we learned is that when your "movie" has three to five poop jokes before the fifteen minute mark, you are probably in trouble.  Especially when the "movie" is a based on real life events and the American health care system.

The Blair Witch Project

Get ready for some good old fashioned shaky cam this time around as we look at at the granddaddy of the modern found footage movie.  Well, maybe more like the annoying cousin.

Tetsuo the Iron Man

Often we here at Slaughterhouse Princess lament that there aren't enough black and white cyberpunk body horror movies that are not only Japanese but also have a difficult to follow story.  We no longer have that problem.

Hellbenders

We have a movie full of drinking, fighting, infidelity, blasphemy, drug use, and demon possession.  If being a priest in real life was this fun, we'd all sign up.

The Hills Have Eyes

In honor of Wes Craven we look at one of his earlier works.  It makes you rethink the idea of a family road trip through the desert/military testing site with only two guns.

Ichi the Killer

We dive into some Japanese exploitation this time around.  It involves a sadomasochistic Yakuza boss and a guy who spends equal time crying and getting aroused by killing people.  It's that kind of movie.

Return to Blood Fart Lake

Like with most sequels, everything is bigger and better this time.  More dance offs, more wheelchairs, more fake ding-dongs, and more annoying chick that thinks it's the twenties.

Terror at Blood Fart Lake

What do you get when you have a tiny budget, bad actors, the desire to make a movie, and a thesaurus?  A lot more than you might think.

Inkubus

Troy makes his return this week just in time for a movie recommended by Horrorshow Hot Dog.  Well, not recommended to as much as inflicted on us.