Slaughterhouse Princess

The Covenant (2017)

A story that only the visionary director of Krampus Origins had the vision, passion, and disposable cash on hand to bring to life.

Chronicle

This is the reason you need to be careful who you invite to the alien sinkhole to get life altering mind powers, unless you can't find anyone else with a camera.

Dark Harvest

Take one part The Wicker Man, add in 3/4 cup The Purge and mix together and bake in a 350 degree oven.  Garnish with 60s nostalgia to taste and there you have it.

The Bird With The Crystal Plumage

It's time for a film from Dario Argento because there's always room for giallo.

Caroushell

Props to everyone involved with making a this movie entirely based around the fact someone found a carousel unicorn at a yard sale.

Midsommar

You wouldn't think that doing field research for anthropology thesis papers would be such a dangerous way to spend a week, but you'd be wrong.

Constantine

Finally a movie that isn't afraid to do what we all want to do, not have to see Shia LeBeouf for most of a movie he's in. 

Shortbus

Might want to make sure you listen to this one after the kids go to bed as we present Slaughterhouse Princess after dark.

Dude Bro Party Massacre III

Bet you never thought a movie called Dude Bro Party Massacre III would bring up complicated feelings about, well, anything but here we are.

Death Kappa

Shine up your Soul Pearls and get your cucumbers ready as we learn all about the Kappa.  Also something about nukes and giant monsters.