Slaughterhouse Princess

It's times like this when we need to all band together an in unison cry out, stop naming movies in such a way that it's impossible to talk about them without several qualifying statements.

Get ready for some strong grimy old Times Square vibes as we learn about why you shouldn't trust people who live in a commune.

Forget the spiders, why doesn't anyone comment on the city doctor/ country doctor feud?  That's the real scary part.

Pack a few extra bags of blood and remember the sponge cake story as we watch a considerably long one this week.

Let's take a trip to the Hull House this week to visit the only funeral parlor complete with underground stream, a sub par crematorium, and demons.

Politics and werewolves, together at last, the way nature intended.

Gather your pumpkins and practice your ASL, we're joining a cult with Grandpa.

It's a zombie movie "starring" Edward Furlong and Corey Feldman filmed in 2013, you should be able to guess how this turns out.

Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it. Don't think it. Don't say it.

Finally we get the answer to the question that keeps all of us up at night, does Troy eat the shells?