Slaughterhouse Princess

IMDB puts it better this week than we can: Includes a credit for "Mannequin Pubic Hair".

It's not everyday that a movie makes Horselanta pay attention the entire time so it's got that going for it if nothing else.

Not to spoil anything but it was a little shocking how much this movie featured a babysitter.

It's everything you'd want from a sequel to Terrifier, more clowns, more gore, and less bifurcation.

Sir Anthony Hopkins is performing stage magic while also doing a ventriloquist act.  10 out of 10.

Grab some Stroh's and your best garbage bag suit as we learn all about how to open Snowballs with an icepick or something.

We're back and better than ever thanks to a combination of J&B, cobra venom, and Troy's mystery drink.

Malignant, I served with Basket Case. I knew Basket Case. Basket Case was a friend of mine. Malignant, you're no Basket Case.

Just so you know, we had this on the watch list before it was cool.

We finally did it, we made an episode almost the exact same length as the movie itself.