Slaughterhouse Princess

It's the year 1999 and you can now download experiences into your brain that are just the same as the real thing.  Surely this won't lead to any unforeseen issues. 

Fire up your eyephone and double your wet-wired brain capacity to get ready for some Keanu Reeves.
And Dolph Lundgren.
And Henry Rollins.
And Ice-T.
And non-vampire Udo Kier.

We take a look at a feature length film this week that IMDB is trying to convince us is a TV episode.  Not today IMDB, not today.

Welcome to the world of adult babysitting, which is assisting an adult who needs supervision, no matter what the phrase adult babysitting might sound like.

It's got Warwick Davis in it and he plays Plates, a guy who throws plates at people. 10/10

We take a look at the 1980s classic The Monster Squad, not to be confused with Monster Squad, which was a TV show from the 1970s.

Also, Horselanta has nards!

It's time for some Evil Dead adjacent action with not one, but two Ramis AND a Campbell.  Also turns out it's our 450th episode.

We finally get the answer as to the dogs and those who were responsible for their release.

This week, a tale of love, disco tours, and so much grease.  So very much.

Sominex up your Stove Top and grab your non-light Coors as we take a look at this coming of age story.