Slaughterhouse Princess

We return after weeks of Holidays and technical issues to bring you Shark Exorcist, which sadly, does not feature a shark conducting exorcisms.

You might not like this movie, but even if you don't you still have to give it up for having the best name for a strip club possibly ever.

If you had to sum up this movie in one word, it would be Coprophilia.  Don't Google that in mixed company or at work.

We keep wheelchair month rolling along with some good old fashioned Hammer Horror featuring Christopher Lee.  It also has one of the worst taglines we've seen since the podcast started.

We take on a vampire movie this week thanks to our friend from the North, Mr. Green.  It stands as a reminder that just because you are a good musician doesn't mean you're a good actor.

We wrap up werewolf month with Silver Bullet.  Please feel free to insert your own joke about Coors Light here, it won't slow you down.

After 85 episodes, we learned a few things here at Slaughterhouse Princess.  One thing we learned is that when your "movie" has three to five poop jokes before the fifteen minute mark, you are probably in trouble.  Especially when the "movie" is a based on real life events and the American health care system.

In this film we find out the dangers of watching The Hills Have Eyes 2 after midnight while in the UK.  Especially if the guy running the concession stand is Freddy Krueger.

We decided to ease into exploitation month with a classic Troma picture.  It's a tale of surfing, robbery, street gangs, and revenge.  And don't get us started on the synth score that really brings the whole movie together.

We dive deep into classic film this week and come up with a timeless classic.  It has everything a stereotypical 80's slasher needs boobs, bad acting, murder by power tools, and high school girls that all look to be at least 25.