Slaughterhouse Princess

It's got Warwick Davis in it and he plays Plates, a guy who throws plates at people. 10/10

When Lady Sadie von Classy Shark asks you to watch Sharknado, you of course say yes.

It's not everyday that a movie makes Horselanta pay attention the entire time so it's got that going for it if nothing else.

Grab some Stroh's and your best garbage bag suit as we learn all about how to open Snowballs with an icepick or something.

Channel you inner Bakshi and get ready for magic blooms, nudity, and an almost gratuitous amount of people getting cleaved in two.

In case the title didn't make you think this was some prime 80's cinema, Linnea Quigley in a starring role should drive it home.

Welcome to Slaughterhouse Princess episode 400 where we discuss The Stuff, a classic tale of corporate espionage and brain parasites. 

In case you were wondering, no, there are no slaughterhouses in this film.  We understand if you are disappointed.

We take a look at the worst tutorial for soldering ever produced and try to unravel the overly complicated lore of one man's quest to kill as many people as possible.

It's a lost episode about cheap booze and turning into goo piles, without Troy.  Well, without his audio anyway. Good luck making it through the entire episode.