Slaughterhouse Princess

Get ready for some good old fashioned shaky cam this time around as we look at at the granddaddy of the modern found footage movie.  Well, maybe more like the annoying cousin.

This week a film that was equal parts confusing and entertaining.  Or it might be that it was subtitled and we drank too much.  A fun game to play as you listen, see if you can tell when the dog knocked over the bookcase while we were recording.

Is this a horror movie or not?  We'll let you decide but one thing is for sure, this movie has enough blood, yelling, and kids being murdered to make it close enough for us.

Happy Halloween!  Let's watch a Christmas movie to celebrate!  If incest, mental institutions, unpleasant college girls, and eyeball removal don't spell Christmas for you, then I don't know what to say.

This movie is just like The Breakfast Club, only without anything that makes people remember that movie.  To the movie's credit it did add CG walls, boobs, a ghost monster, and a plot twist that would rival any episode of Scooby Doo.

Is not having enough time to figure out who the werewolf is starting to affect your quality of life?  Thanks to the patented Werewolf Break, you will have plenty of time to try and figure it out.  Side effects of Werewolf Break may include dry mouth, nausea, loss of appetite, and difficulty sleeping.  Consult your doctor to find out if Werewolf Break is right for you.