Slaughterhouse Princess

I mean, just look at the title and set your expectations accordingly.

No matter what the title of this movie brings to mind, we assure you it's somehow better and worse than that.

Mostly Worse.

No matter what, and we must stress this, do not crawl headfirst into the giant shell.

Forget the spiders, why doesn't anyone comment on the city doctor/ country doctor feud?  That's the real scary part.

We take a look at  movie that's based on a YouTube series called Marble Hornets all about The Operator, who is not Slenderman. Although they do go to the same tailor.

As Anime August draws to a close, we take time to look at a thoughtful rumination on the transient nature of humanity.  Just kidding, it's all punching brains out of heads and bondage monsters.

It's more like a skillet of blood, if we're being honest.

We watched this movie just because Mickey Rooney looks different than he does now.  Really.

Have you ever thought to yourself, man Dante's Inferno would be better with a National Treasure subplot.  No?  Just us?  Fair enough.

"Yeet."

-Hotlanta