Slaughterhouse Princess

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Werewolf (Pilot)

We try something a little different this week with a TV pilot.  Like a first episode of a show, not like Steven Weber from Wings.

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Witchtrap

How many witches could a witchtrap trap if a witchtrap could trap witches?

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Where the Dead Go to Die

No . . . just no.

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Witching and Bitching

We are treated to an opening with a silver Jesus, SpongeBob, a kid with two revolvers, and several other street performers committing an armed robbery.  If that isn't a good enough reason to keep watching, then all hope for society is lost.

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Walled In

What secrets could lie inside the an apartment complex built in a deserted wasteland, aside from why build such a thing in the first place?  Only a demolition expert aided by a slightly gropey teenager and his dog can find out.

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When the Screaming Stops

Well actually its The Loreley's Grasp as it turns out.  Either way there's a guy in a sweet leisure suit who has radioactive knives.  

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Wishmaster

Be careful what you wish for, or at least be sure to word it carefully.

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We Are What We Are

This time around, We Are What We Are.  

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