Slaughterhouse Princess

Rock and Rule

If this movie was any more Canadian It would tell you to give your balls a tug while taking a shot of Gus N Bru.

Record of Lodoss War

In an unprecedented move, Ani-May has broken the confines of May and spilled into June.  So welcome to Ultra Mega Ani-May Repeater Pulse I suppose?

Grimgar of Fantasy and Ash

We can assure you that the title means practically nothing aside from Grimgar is the place they are.

Those Who Hunt Elves

While it is true that they are hunting the elves in question they are not, in fact, going to kill them.  Although it might be a more considerate fate than what is in store.

The Black Cauldron

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

Jaws (1975)

You would think this was about a large fish and not the story of small town corruption, but you'd be wrong.

Vampires

No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs, never, never let him call it John Carpenter's Vampires instead of Vampires.

American Psycho

They should really think about making a sequel to this staring a former sitcom star.

The Midnight Meat Train

This is the worst Gladys Knight & the Pips documentary I've ever seen.

Heretic

As if you needed another reason to not go into Hugh Grant's house.