Slaughterhouse Princess

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Heartless

A retelling of the classic deal with the devil story in the same vein as Faust , The Devil's Advocate, and The Transformers: The Movie.  Now featuring a solid 75% to 85% more heart shaped bitrhmarks.

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Dr. Giggles

We take a request from our number one listener Tod this week, so turn your head and cough, because the doctor is in, mostly due to us not having our apple today.
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Beware: Children at Play

Brett comes back just in time for a trip to the New Jersey bible belt to debate the finer points of cleavages, both front and back.

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Uzumaki

This movie spins us right round, baby.  Right round like a record, baby.  Right round round round.  Thankfully, the movie is better than this joke.

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Brotherhood of the Wolf

It took me about 20 minutes to realize this wasn't the gender swapped version of Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants like I had originally thought it was.

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Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed

The hardest part about being a Canadian werewolf is always having to say you're sorry, with seeing your sister's ghost after you killed her a being close second.

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Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

We take a look at a movie that's part Blair Witch and part Behind the Music, as requested by the guy so nice, we say his name twice, RCB.

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‘Gator Bait

It's a short one this week as we take a trip to the bayou and make several unfunny jokes because Troy wasn't here to keep us in check.

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Exte: Hair Extensions

In our quest to educate as well as entertain, we wanted you to know hair fetishism is also known as trichophilia.  You're welcome.

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The VVitch

We cameth h're to chopeth wood and talketh liketh t wast shakespeare times, and we're all out of wood

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