Slaughterhouse Princess

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Hisss

We tackle our first Indian movie this week and learn that you shouldn't interrupt two cobras in the midst of snake-based lovemaking.  You would think we wouldn't need to learn that.

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Hatchet

Stop me if you've heard this one, a group of people find themselves trapped in the woods being picked off by a possibly supernatural killer.  But what sets this one apart is ... I don't know, Tony Todd? 

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Hereditary

In an uncharacteristic move, we are going to say up front, watch this movie before you listen to this episode.  This movie is better without spoilers.

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Horns

Unlock your blanket stashes and settle in for uncomfortable confessions and flashbacks, flashbacks, flashbacks.

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Hideshi Hino’s Theater of Horror

Funny story, turns out this is a series of six movies, so we picked the two that really spoke to us to watch. By spoke to us, We mean the ones available on YouTube.

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He Never Died

Standing here like a loaded gun, waiting to go off.  We've got nothing to do but shoot our mouths off

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How to be a Serial Killer

We would like to take this opportunity to apologize for the lack of puns we made this week based on the fact that cereal and serial are homophones in this week's episode.  It will never happen again.

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Heartless

A retelling of the classic deal with the devil story in the same vein as Faust , The Devil's Advocate, and The Transformers: The Movie.  Now featuring a solid 75% to 85% more heart shaped bitrhmarks.

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Helldriver

When the fact that the title of the movie isn't shown until about 48 minutes in ranks as one of the least weird things about a movie, you're in for quite a ride.

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Hell Comes to Frogtown

This week our movie is light on horror, but heavy on anthropomorphic frogs and inseminating as many women as possible as demanded by the government.

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