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Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel

Hopefully you like the phrases "Secret Corn Exit" and "Documentarian Guy" because that makes up about 15% of the episode.

The Haunting of Julia

Get ready for the touching story of a child killer,a lamp salesman, and the secret second ghost that came between them.

Happy Death Day

This is the day that never ends. It just goes on and on my friend. Somebody started killing just because, and they'll continue killing me forever just because this is the day never ends...

Highlander

There can be only one ... time of the year where we celebrate the spookiest month by dressing up like a podcast that reviews 80's sci-fi/fantasy.  We are bad at maintaining our brand.

The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

We finish up the Human Centipede trilogy thanks to Hotlanta.  Don't worry, his streak of picking movies we don't want to watch remains untarnished.

Happy Birthday to Me

Grab a rat beer and harness your salamander based electrical as we try to solve the mystery of why this needed to be almost two hours long.

Hell House LLC

Get your cameras out and don't stop filming no matter what, it's found footage time.   Will we get treated to a Cannibal Holocaust, or will we have a Paranormal Activity inflicted upon us?  Only time and this podcast will tell.

The House That Jack Built

Get your tumblers of straight vodka and frozen pizzas ready, we have a long movie this week. At least we have special guest Bitems on this week to help us get through it.

Haunted

We take a look at ghosts and the men who love them as well as some handy tips for making your own bidet.  It's edutainment in the loosest sense of the word.

Hisss

We tackle our first Indian movie this week and learn that you shouldn't interrupt two cobras in the midst of snake-based lovemaking.  You would think we wouldn't need to learn that.