Slaughterhouse Princess

The Mummy (1958)

Good Idea: Put Christopher Lee in your movie

Bad Idea:  Give him 3 lines and cover his face 99% of the time

The Mummy (1932)

Wait, what did that curse they were talking about do?

Aquaslash

Now hear me out, what if the summer camp was a waterpark?

Sundown: The Vampire in Retreat

I mean it's pretty clear from the title what to expect from this movie.

Mikey

You know, I'm starting to think that there could be something wrong with this kid.

Ravenous

Look, it's been a long day so if anybody asks just say how witty this description was.

Timberfall Massacre

We hope you like last minute changes to the movie we watched because that's what we did.  Sometimes you just have to follow your forest heart.

Freaky

Freaky is asking the age-old question: What if you were Freaky Friday-ed but with a serial killer?

Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein

If anything, them meeting Frankenstein's Monster has almost nothing to do with the plot. But to be fair, almost everything has almost nothing to do with the plot.

Iron Sky: The Coming Race

I watched this entire movie and I don't remember any races happening.  Not a single one.